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How Fit Is He?
Ageing Vajpayee's health is suddenly a matter of speculation. What does this mean for the party and ruling coalition? Plus the PM's US Trip

 
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Dressed To Kill
Shutdowns, idle looms, stagnant markets and cheap imports - the textile industry is fighting battles on several fronts with its hands tied.

 
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How Green Is My Village
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Kautilya
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Truncation Of The Mind

 
 

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Question Of Arms

 
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Biology Vs. Ideology

Perhaps our doddering comrades are the last residues of history's biggest ghost story

By S. Prasannarajan

So Jyoti Basu is retiring. In a party of dead certainties, the only uncertainty is: when? We know why. It's the biology, not the ideology. Reportedly, it's all because of a dialectical conflict between metabolism and Marxism. A rare Marxist gesture, this desire to retreat. For, historically speaking, intercellular disintegration has never been a communist motivation for let-me-go-home-and-play-with-the-kids. Rather, it's the other way round: fossilisation is a socialist pre-requisite for better service. It's always been the Eternal Leader, protected and preserved by the holy ghosts of revolution. The Leader retires only when he goes up (or down) to meet Marx. And Basu, one of communism's longest-serving rulers without a first name like Kim or Fidel, has almost looked politically immortal-till the other day.

Is it then Basu's Deng act? Time to play bridge? Time to leave affairs of the state to the boys? Deng Xiaoping was the last paramount retiree in communism, and when he went to meet Marx, he was, officially, China's most famous bridge player. Also, he was the social capitalist who could make Marx eat Big Mac. So he could retire, and finally depart, with a sense of contentment-despite the Tiananmen ghosts at the funeral banquet. Deng was an exception-well, communism with Chinese characteristics itself is still an exception. Otherwise, there was no retirement, there was only comrade dead or comrade outcast or comrade purged. Did Kim II Sung retire? Will Fidel Castro retire? Or, did our own EMS retire? Actually not; the venerable Brahmin was asked to rest. The last days of EMS were lonely days spent in decayed texts and dogmatic delusions, days spent in rearranging the "good" and "bad" theories in a scenario of hallucinations. But Basu is reportedly resigning on his own, and Basu, by communist standards, is too young to retire.

Though it's an altogether different matter that the Indian communists have already retired from history. They are the privileged lot, for they have nothing at stake-no empire, no prisons, not even an Elian Gonzalez. What have they got? Somebody else's revolution, somebody else's books, and somebody else's slogans. Of course, Kerala and West Bengal are there-also the back alleys of realpolitik in Delhi. Worse, in the first two soviets, new class enemies with new salvation theologies are threatening the citadels. For an increasing number of Bengalis today, Mamata rhymes with Marx. Still, the idea of power keeps the comrades going-power gratis, power with minimum functional responsibility, in spite of the biological resistance. Basu seems to have acknowledged it. Though, it must be noted, Basu has been retiring since ... since when? For an answer, take a brief journey through the newsprint. His brothers in the communist parivar continue to defy the limits of the body in a desperate bid to be relevant in the body politic.

Look at Harkishan Singh Surjeet, the general secretary. The only thing he has in common with Marx is the beard, the rest is not Marxism but manipulation. The highest guru of confabulations, the senior citizen of third frontism, Surjeet has perfected the art of postponing redundancy. He has redefined Marxism as the science of active senescence. Really, Karl could not have hoped for such an energetic human Kapital; he could not have hoped for a more active servant of the proletariat, which is mostly confined to the party offices of social injustice. If Surjeet is not enough, look at E.K. Nayanar, the Chief Minister of Kerala. This comrade, the laughing old man of Indian communism, has reduced the distance between ideology and idiosyncrasy, between jest and justice, between free speech and freak show. Samples of Nayanarspeak: "Vajpayee and Jinnah are two sides of the same coin", "False information (about law and order) was provided (by his office) to keep you (journalists) happy ... For the last three months, you all have been fooled". And Nayanar thinks it's quite funny to display the ballot paper with his choice stamped on it for the convenience of the camera. Communism, in its most provincial variation outside the realm of history, repeats itself in Kerala-never as tragedy, always as unbearable farce, currently known as Nayanar.

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