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NEWSNOTES
CAPLOOKS
Generation
Gaffes
Delhi:
Politicians are not known to let a few inconvenient facts come in the
way of their spinning a good yarn. Recently a colleague was embarrassed
as he listened to a senior Indian minister waxing eloquent at a function
on his appreciation of German culture and listed Franz Kafka and Sigmund
Freud as his favourite authors. When a ministerial aide reminded him that
neither Kafka nor Freud were German, the minister simply said, "Don't
be literal." A week later in Paris, the journalist realised that
the foot-in-the-mouth disease was something that afflicted politicians
universally when he heard a senior French politician say that he was a
fan of "Indian poet Tagore..." and would love to invite him
soon to a seminar.
Existential
Crisis
Patna: The proposal by the Bihar Home Department
to downsize the ministry in view of the impending bifurcation of the state
and the creation of Jharkhand has sent jitters down the spines of members
of Rabri Devi's jumbo-sized ministry. Periodically, groups of ministers
call on RJD chief Laloo Prasad Yadav seeking assurances about their jobs.
A favourite hobby of several ministers these days is to scour the official
list of departments and try to figure out which among them would be shown
the door.
Left with
Science
Calcutta: The CPI(M) seems to be up
against enemies with a scientific bent of mind. Its opponents are always
quick to attribute the party's electoral victories to "scientific
rigging". Now, Saifuddin Choudhury, the recently expelled former
MP, says he will launch a party that will abide by "scientific socialism".
And with over 1,000 people dying in the recent floods, Mamata Banerjee
has charged the Marxists with resorting to "scientific flooding"
by releasing water from the dams to deflect attention from rising political
violence in the state.
In Hot
Water
Hyderabad:
Some time ago Andhra Pradesh Chief
Minister N. Chandrababu Naidu launched the Deepam scheme, offering cooking
gas connections to the poor. Soon first time lpg users queued up to show
their gratitude. But with a hike of Rs 90 per cylinder, the hordes are
lining up again, this time presumably with brooms.
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