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November 13, 2000 Issue




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  All Out
With Azharuddin confessing to the CBI the lid is off on cricket's biggest scandal. As the net widens can the game's credibility be restored?


 
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Burden Of Hope
Ajit Jogi takes over a state rich in surplus resources, but can expect teething troubles from expectant allies and disappointed rivals vying for the top post

 
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Wasteland
Jyoti Basu leaves behind a state that is politically marginalised, economically denuded. His legacy: masterful non-performance.

 
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For God's Sake

Novel's worst moment: comic-strip nirvana in Hindu India

By S. Prasannarajan

Shiva 3ooo
By Jan Lars Jensen
Macmillan
Pages: 325
Price: £9.99

Before you enter the cosmos of Jan Lars Jensen, you are requested to suspend your sensibility. You are entering a system of divine exaggerations, of oversized gods in apocalyptic splendour and crazy humans in search of some dharmic El Dorado. You are about to make yourself vulnerable to the pornography of karma, to the seductions of salvation junkies. You are entering the high-wattage delirium of a Canadian who has mistaken India for an endless comic strip of superannuated deities and their demented devotees.

This is updated snakecharmer chic, lavishly marinated in mythomania. Isn't India, after all, familiar with this fascination for the orientally driven? Oh, there have been so many of them, travellers windowshopping in the nirvana bazaar, souvenir collectors in the flea market of spirituality, redeemers in search of wisdom buried in tea leaves and temple walls. They produced kitsch as well as art. Art as in Herman Hesse, or, even in the recent Roberto Calasso, whose Ka is a philosophical celebration of the Indian mind. And kitsch, millennial kitsch, as in Jensen's Shiva.

Take this from third millennium India, Jensen's godforsaken India. At the centre of this picaresque fantasy are two uprooted men, united by gods and pushed along by revenge. Rakesh wants to kill the Baboon Warrior, the hero of India, who has the form of a man and the head of a monkey, and who is apparently the physically altered son of the monkey god, Hanuman. He cannot be killed by gods, so killing him is Rakesh's "dharma", and, to make the mission human, there is a love factor thrown in. The other is Vasant, an exiled engineer from the Delhi durbar, also the manufacturer of a magical airship. He wants to redeem his honour and regain his royal position.

Along the way come the citizens of India 3000. The Kama Sutrans of simulated sensuality, erotic conspirators who store passions in a device called the "capacitor". The Pragmatics of Ranthambhore, who have "abandoned the idea of worshipping any deity". Music, bread, wine, archery-they are monks as permanent rebels. Brahmins and sadhus, rat-eaters and Buddha-baiters. Hindu India, gods' own republic, is the home for mutant stereotypes. Jensen gives them the gods they deserve.

And an overwhelming god called Jagannath happens to be the chosen carrier of the protagonists. It's a gigantic, carnivorous moving machine with so many interior chambers, a bulldozer god marching towards Delhi. In the finale in Delhi, a De Mille spectacle, gods and men join forces to kill the warrior who is neither man nor god. And Shiva, so long in disguise, makes his appearance, makes the deed deadly, marking the inglorious end of a boisterous novel, of which the novelist has only this to say: "The author respects all religions and does not intend, in his story, to cast any in a negative light." As if it does matter.

To say that Jensen's rhythmless tandav is an allegory of religious
India swayed by killing gods is to give some credit to his imagination. There are fleeting passages of sociology-on caste, conversion and tolerance, like this conversion bit, for instance, from the Kama Sutrans: "Oh, we convert people, yes. For their own good and ours... You conservative Hindus in your rages of chastity would imprison us, execute us, drive us into the ocean." But as a novel, Jensen's Shiva cannot be accused of converting the reader. His time travel is a movement in images he cannot comprehend. Jan Lars Jensen is not Umberto Eco to make a cosmic joke out of yellowing scriptures in the library.

Maybe Shiva is kind to bad novelists.

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