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STATES: ASSEMBLY ELECTIONS
2001
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF CANDIDATE JAYA
Tour De Farce
By S. Prasannarajan in Madurai
The sun is a blazing
hosti-lity in Tamil Nadu nowadays, and that is not because this burning
star happens to be the election symbol of someone who wears dark glasses
even after sunset. At this moment in this temple town, the sun over Hotel
Madurai Ashok is hot enough to threaten the life of ordinary leaves. But
leaves are no longer botanically fragile here, and that is because they
happen to be the symbol of Dr Puratchi Thalaivi J. Jayalalitha; they are
made of flesh or ink or hair or chemicals. So, let the sun rise and rise
in retributive splendour, an equally high-wattage planet is rising from
below: Planet Jaya, a sprawling, sweating collage of white dhoti, white
shirt, white vans, white cars, golden watch, golden ring, sculpted moustache,
Ray-Ban glasses, shot guns, desperate cameras and pairs of V-shaped fingers
aspiring to be leaves of victory. The overwhelming presence, of course,
is not Meenakshi, the presiding goddess of Madurai, but an absence named
Amma.
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HAIR APPARENT: AIADMK's two leaves are alive on this supporter's
shaven scalp
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Amma, where art thou? It's almost 2 p.m., and
you were supposed to come out of the sanctum sanctorum of the hotel-turned-temple
and conquer the hearts and minds of the Dravida makkal in the morning.
Amma, can't you see J.J. Jaya-raj, an alphabetical celebration of your
immortality, with two hairy leaves leaping from his shaven scalp, running
restlessly for a darshan? Or, Amma, how can you be oblivious of bare-bodied
Thangarajan, painted leaves on the skin being his only protection from
the merciless sun? Look Amma look, if you can look through one of those
curtained windows of your sacred room, and see adoration and anxiety multiplying
on the street, sweat-soaked anticipation lengthening from the hotel doorway.
But Amma is elsewhere, as the enigma of absence. "It's the rahu kaalam
that is detaining her," says a knowing Dravida makan. "No, no,
she is waiting for the news from the EC," says another son who seems
to know more. But you madly want to see Amma, you want to see her in her
famed Garden Vareli bathos, you want to see her as the avenging Comebackamma,
larger than cardboard life. That's why you are here, here in southern
Tamil Nadu where Amma is the most sacred four-letter word man has ever
spoken.
Sad, you have no choice but to be content with
inanimate Ammas smiling benevolently from pen caps and golden rings, bespectacled
multiple chin Ammas smirking mysteriously from yellow posters, curvaceous
Ammas in flowery saris walking from faded banners straight into thin air,
Amma with a red bindi coyly co-existing with a suited and booted Anna
(MGR) on the rear window of a Tata Sumo... So you talk with Neela Megham
(translation: blue sky), appreciate the laminated artistry of his ring,
on which lives Anna in the company of two green leaves. You ask head constable
Ramesh Kumar why Amma is late, and he refuses to reply.
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This
is Tempo Rani as Dravidian Evita. But a glass window separates the
shirtless of Tamil Nadu from their Eva.
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Then it happens. A sudden stirring outside the
hotel. A delirious rush towards the gate. Soaring two-finger leaves. So
you flash your identity card, cross the gate, chat up the security officer
in mufti and place yourself close to the Tempo Traveller with the registration
number TN 07U995, Amma's chariot. "She is coming," someone whispers.
The spasmodic breathing of the Tempo is an endorsement of the expectation.
The engine has been switched on in advance so that the air conditioner
can make the interior of this vehicle the coolest place in Tamil Nadu
("Amma can't tolerate heat, Amma sweats a lot"). But folded
hands on the lobby are breaking the rule to wipe sweating necks. And village
women ready to convert from DMK to Amma's party, waiting since the morning
outside the hotel with the DMK membership cards in their hands, are melting
inside silk saris. But Amma still does not come out. The carpet on the
doorway continues to be perfumed and reperfumed. The custom-made steps
to the Tempo's front seat are waiting to be touched by Amma's feet.
O, there she is, Our Lady of Salvation, looking
into the void (pity those folded hands and yearning eyes), walking on
the perfumed carpet, stepping into the Tempo, and making herself comfortable
on the front seat (pity those women who wanted to be blessed and converted).
Amma today is not a kitschy diva in metallic splendour, that white line
of hair only contributes to her spartan gravitas. Apart from her driver
Chelian, there is place for three more passengers. Sasikala, "sister",
sits behind the driver's seat. The last seats are for the attendants,
two teenage girls. The Tempo moves, and along with it almost everything
except Hotel Ashok Madurai moves. The rest is a story told by the speedometer.
The Amma convoy is a 100-vehicle long vaudeville
meant for roadside humanity. Hardly 30 minutes after the departure, Amma's
chariot disappears from the main road and takes refuge behind real leaves.
Where's Amma? "Amma has gone to the toilet." Where is the toilet?
"Another van, saar." "No saar, Amma is having lunch."
Anyway, Amma has lost herself for an hour to the leaves. She returns only
to redefine what her programme schedule calls public meetings. For in
places like Thiruparankundram and Thirumangalam, "public meeting"
is Amma's prepared speech - "Karunanidhi is corrupt, Karunanidhi
is conspiracy" - delivered from the chariot, endorsed by the public's
"Puratchi Thalaivi Daactar Jayalalitha ... Vazhka! Vazhka (Long live
the revolutionary leader)!" This is Tempo Rani as Dravidian Evita:
"I'll come back, and I'll be millions." But a glass window separates
the shirtless of Tamil Nadu from their Eva.
Amma has 30 more public meetings to attend.
After Sivakasi, she changes route and mind. Where is Amma? Amma has gone
to Tirunelveli, Amma will spend the night there. Amma has vanished into
the night of Dravidian fantasy.
That day, remember, Amma has not touched the
earth.
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