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CAPLOOKS
Meetings And Partings
Delhi:
Is Karnataka Chief Minister S.M. Krishna running out of luck with his
bosses in Delhi? First he was forced to call off the Davos-type meeting
between state chief ministers and the Union Government that he had offered
to host. Then the Congress high command began encouraging state leaders
opposed to him. Party circles say Krishna is paying the price for getting
in touch with Sonia Gandhi, bypassing Ambika Soni who is in charge of
the state.
Big Foot In The Mouth
Delhi: These days, a US C-130 Hercules
transport plane landing in the subcontinent makes news. So last Sunday,
journalists rushed to Delhi's Palam airport on being told a C-130 had
landed there and could be part of the US war effort. Airport officials
confirmed that a C-130 had indeed landed but maintained it had come from
Morocco. Eventually it was discovered that the plane had come to airlift
an elephant the Indian Government had presented to Morocco. The C-130
was sent as Air-India could not get permission to lift the pachyderm to
Paris for a connecting flight because of French fears of foot and mouth
disease on an elephantine scale.
Flop Flip
Chennai: O. Paneerselvam, self-proclaimed
ad hoc chief minister of Tamil Nadu, had his hardest job first: to order
the removal of Amma's images from government offices since rules have
it that only portraits of serving chief ministers and national leaders
should adorn government establishments. After some hesitation, Amma's
pictures went following "informal orders". They reappeared in
a couple of days, again on "informal orders". As papers feasted
on the confusion, Paneerselvam, reportedly with Amma's consent, finally
had her pictures replaced with his.
Naveen Boiled or Fried
Bhubaneswar:
Having recently invented a new variety of rice, the Central Rice Research
Institute here has promptly named it Naveen. The brazen sycophancy is
quite the norm in Orissa, where institutions and inventions get named
after living politicians. Some years ago, a new mango variety was named
after J.B. Patnaik while a hybrid fish was named Jayanti after the former
chief minister's wife. There is more: the Member of Parliament from Bhubaneswar
has no less than 16 schools and colleges named after him.
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