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CAPLOOKS
Face
is the Fortune
Ahmedabad:
If Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi were to be abducted and replaced
by Nalin Joshi of Junagadh, nobody would know the difference. The physical
resemblance of Joshi, an astrologer, to Modi is uncanny. No wonder then
that his lookalike's elevation to the chief minister's post is a good
omen for Joshi. His pictures are appearing in the local press with captions
like "Meet this Narendra Modi" and many more are queuing up
to have their fortune told. It's time Modi met Joshi.
Shotgun Campaign
Lucknow: Shatrughan Sinha may have fallen
out of favour with the BJP leadership after his diatribe against George
Fernandes, but the Uttar Pradesh chief minister wants this loudmouthed
BJP MP on his right side during the upcoming assembly election. When Rajnath
Singh learnt in Kanpur that Sinha was also visiting, he lost no time in
offering the dissident leader a lift in his helicopter. The filmstar played
difficult, but eventually gave in to Rajnath's persuasions. The chief
minister spent the journey trying to rope in the star campaigner. But
both the Samajwadi Party and the Congress have beaten him to it. It is
up to Sinha to take his pick at election time.
Tiger Roars
Mumbai:
Bal Thackeray's Dussehra speech was full of fireworks. Mid-way through
his speech, the Sena chief asked former chief minister Narayan Rane if
the saffron flag would flutter again atop Vidhan Bhavan. Rane nodded vigorously-to
his regret. "He has been trying to fool me and you for two years,"
Thackeray snapped. Rane's arch rival Manohar Joshi was about to smirk
when the Sena supremo turned on him. "You had said yuti brings gati
(alliance brings speed). Look at the Centre's performance." Sharp
reprimand indeed. Something is brewing in the Sena kitchen. Stay tuned.
Adding Injury to Insult
Delhi:
No one these days is willing to jeopardise the ever-fragile Hindu-Muslim
ties. At least the joint parliamentary committee on women's empowerment
isn't. It refused to back member Shabana Azmi when she urged chairperson
Margaret Alva to issue a statement denouncing the Shahi Imam of Delhi's
Jama Masjid for having dismissed her as a nautch girl ("naachne gaanewali
tawaif") on a TV channel. It is an internal matter of the community,
panel members privately told Alva. Communal amity was, of course, not
the only factor. Some members were piqued by Azmi's presumptuous conduct:
she had brought a prepared statement for approval. Why can't she be more
humble like Jaya Prada, they ask.
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