FIFTH COLUMN
Not Rabri AgainMr and Mrs Laloo are
free to traumatise Bihar once more.
By Tavleen
Singh
In the past week, I have watched Laloo Yadav on television
nearly every day. On the day that President's rule was revoked in Bihar, I even saw a
guest appearance by Mrs Laloo. She is never going to get more than a guest appearance. But
if Laloo ever needs a job he should look for one in television. He is a superb performer
and would be much more entertaining as a talk-show host than belligerent old T.N. Seshan
or "intellectual" Chandra Shekhar. Or for that matter any of the former
politicians and bureaucrats who move so easily from "serving the country" to the
infotainment industry.
But while I tilt my hat to Laloo the entertainer, I have to
add that his role was made a lot easier by the fact that not a single journalist asked him
the questions he really needs to answer. Let me give you a few examples. Why have
massacres by Bihar's multitudinous caste armies nearly doubled since he became chief
minister in 1990? In the 20 years before that, 291 people were killed in 24 massacres. In
the 10 years that Mr and Mrs Laloo have ruled, nearly 400 people have been killed in 35
incidents. Thirteen of these occurred after Laloo so graciously handed over power to his
semi-literate wife.
There are other questions. Why does Bihar continue to have
the lowest rate of economic growth in the country? Why does it continue to have the lowest
literacy rates? Why is it going to take nearly half of the next century before population
control measures have full effect?
Laloo is very good at avoiding questions like these.
Actually, he has a standard answer -- that the Centre has impoverished Bihar by not giving
it sufficient royalty for its mineral resources. Having said that, he usually goes into a
long polemical monologue about how Bihar is the best state in the world and if it has a
bad name, it is only because everyone wants to malign it.
If pressed further he will add that the whole thing is a plot
by "communal forces" who want to destroy him because he is such a shining
example of secularism. The trouble isn't so much with what he says as with the questions
we do not ask. Not just us in the media but even those who sit in high office in Delhi and
decide which state needs President's rule and which does not. While defending the decision
to dismiss Mrs Laloo's government, for instance, why didn't the Central government
consider it necessary to point out that its own schemes for Dalits and tribals in the
state were not implemented properly.
Laloo has magnanimously announced that 400 acres will be
distributed to Dalits in the Jehanabad district in the next couple of weeks. Why does
nobody point out this is the sort of largesse that should have become outdated with
feudalism and has nothing to do with modern governance?
It is this kind of governance, in fact, that has reduced
Bihar from being the best administered state when the British left to the worst today.
This decline cannot be blamed entirely on Mr and Mrs Laloo. But having ruled for 10 years,
virtually as king and queen, they have to shoulder some of the blame. Surely the very
appointment of Rabri Devi as Laloo Yadav's proxy chief minister is in itself proof that
there has been something seriously wrong with the manner in which our poorest state has
been governed.
Rabri, as anyone could have told from watching even her guest
appearance on television, is totally incapable of understanding the basics of governance.
Having had the dubious pleasure of interviewing her for my television programme, I can say
with authority that she is completely inarticulate on economic and political matters. She
has been taught to mouth a few slogans about "working for the poor" and that is
about the limit of her comprehension of political science and economics.
She resents being asked how she feels about her husband
having handed power to her in the way he did. "It's not my husband who gave me
power," she told me angrily, "but the MLAs." Sure, at a price. In her
previous government every other MLA was a minister. Her government was not so much a
government as a mockery. Yet her return to power has been facilitated not just by the
Congress -- which first announced she had no right to rule -- but even by our Marxist
parties and "other secular forces" as Laloo so proudly pronounced.
Have they no shame? President's rule has been invoked more
than 100 times but almost never before have we seen such a fuss about it. Could it be
because our "secular forces" are more interested in playing politics than in
bringing a semblance of governance to our least governed state?
If ever there was a fit case for dismissing a state
government it was in Bihar. If the reinstatement of Rabri looks like a slap on the face of
Atal Bihari Vajpayee's government, the prime minister has only himself to blame. Unlike
Laloo, he has not yet understood the importance of television in today's politics.
Had he understood this, he would have gone on national
television the day before President's rule was revoked -- and told people exactly what had
happened. He should have explained, with that eloquence he is so famous for, exactly how
bad the situation in Bihar is. He should have told us why his government felt that
President's rule was the only option. Then, he should have made a big point of mentioning
that it was only because of a last minute betrayal by the Congress that things had gone
awry.
Instead we had Vajpayee speaking on women's rights. While the
BJP's spokesmen, inarticulate and camera-unfriendly, were left to take on the very
telegenic Laloo. |