FLIPSIDE
The New LookBy Dilip Bobb
The CWC, also affectionately known as The Congress
Worshipping Committee, has a reputation for bowing to the wishes of its leader. In fact,
it bows even when the leader does not wish it. So, when certain members raised an issue
totally foreign to its nature, it was as much of a turnaround as Scotland beating South
Africa in the World Cup. And before you could say 'ciao', the fate of the country hung in
the balance. India, that is, not Italy. However, the Pawar struggle seems to have just
begun, judging by the proceedings of the CWC at its latest emergency meeting. Here's how
it went.
Mani Shankar Aiyar: Julius Caesar was
stabbed in the back by his trusted colleagues on March 15. You did so on May 15. That
shows your calculations are all wrong and even though Rome was the common issue, and it
was done in the Forum, this Et Tu Mama Mia episode will flop. I remember Rajiv warned me
many times about those who speak with forked ...
P.A. Sangma: That's exactly what we're
afraid will happen to us in the elections.
Pranab Mukherjee: Arre ve desi, as the
Italians would say. She is as desi as you and I. Even my accent sounds funny on
television. Does that disbar me from becoming prime minister? (Hastily). Not that I am
contemplating such a step.
Sharad Pawar: Soniaji has revived the party.
She has brought us back from disaster. She has proved a worthy successor to Rajivji and
Indiraji and Panditji, and other natural born citizens. She is the only one who can save
the party in the coming elections ... by stepping down.
Sonia Gandhi: Friends, Romans and
Countrymen. Lend me your years. I only have seven minutes so I will be brief. I will be
resigning as president. I should be home in exactly four minutes. Just in case there are
any special petitions and requests by the CWC, my staff will be waiting at the door in
five minutes time. Naturally, I shall decline, but don't let that stop any of you.
Tariq Anwar: There's nothing official about
this. We believe it will serve the larger interests of the party.
Mani Shankar Aiyar: I agree. It will
certainly give the BJP a larger proportion of seats in the coming electoral race. That is
why I wrote that it smacks of racism.
P.A. Sangma: There's no question of double
standards or dual purpose. The main issue is Veni, Vidi, Vici. Veni did she become an
Indian citizen?Why was it done in Vedi great haste?And in Vici year?
Rajesh Pilot: Let's not get emotional about
this. We need a healthy debate without invoking the Gandhi name. We must change our
mindset. Surely, among 950 million people there is someone with the charisma, experience,
respect and ability whom we can elect to lead the party to victory in the next elections.
CWC (all together): Yes there is. We elect
Priyanka Vadra. |