1 When we say no, it can mean either no or yes.
Only experience can tell you when no means No and when it's actually Yes in disguise. And till you get that experience, well... what can we do, except to feel sorry for you!

2 We'd ask guys out more if we thought they could handle it.

3 We always praise other guys in front of guys we like. That doesn't mean it's true. It's just our way of keeping the entire male population on its toes!

4 "We hate it when people look at us while we are applying makeup." Seema Jain

5 It's a myth that we only love senti, romantic movies. We like action movies as much as guys.

6 We like guys who cry once in a while.
But only once in a while, guys. The trick is in finding the balance between sensitive and sissy.

7 When we say we don't want a gift, get us one.
There. Now you know when she's expecting a gift: Always.

8 One of the first things we notice about a guy are his shoes.

9 We are stingy, too.

10 A good book is better than a goodlooking but dumb guy.

11 We could kill Aishwarya Rai.

12 We would rather have short nails, but peer pressure comes in the way.

13 Many of us actually don't like kids.

14 We like to hear appreciation, even if it's not entirely true.

15 We hate our periods. Period.

16 We hate to go on a diet, but when it comes to our figures, we'll do anything.

17 In a choice between a guy with an ego and karela, we'd choose the latter.

18 When we offer to go dutch, we actually want guys to pay.

19 We don't like macho guys or guys with muscles which have a moving alien form inside.

20 We love it if someone (read: A guy) tells us we have lost weight even if we haven't.

21. "We like using guys' cologness and perfumes." Ritu Gupta

22 We like hearing dirty jokes as much as the next guy.

23 Girls' socks stink, too. That's why we wear sandals.

24 We don't always like to keep our hair open, but we do because we think it makes us look better.

25 We don't play football and stuff not because we can't but because we think guys don't like sweat-on girls, at least!

26 We try and appear mysterious because we think guys like mystery more than frankness.

27 We don't like guys who can't even fold a shirt or fry an egg. We prefer guys who can do some sort of housework.

28 We would rather be with a guy who is sometimes indifferent than one who is stiflingly possessive.

29 We like public displays of affection. They make us feel good about ourselves.

30 "We prefer wicked guys to really nice guys." Suneeta Arora

31 We discuss almost everything with our closest gal pals. Everything!

32 We like clean-shaven guys more than guys with moustaches or beards.
If you're clean shaven, your chances of scoring with the gals are higher. Get the foamy stuff out, now!

33 If it weren't for guys, we wouldn't wax.

34 We like it if two guys fight over us once in a while. Yes, we do.

35 We hate it when guys use gender equality as an excuse for not being chivalrous.

36 We always prefer nuclear families to joint families. Always.

37 We hate guys who drive rashly with music blaring from their car stereos.

38 We think guys make better friends than girls.

39 Only one out of 100 girls is naturally gorgeous-the rest of us take hours to achieve the 'I'm naturally gorgeous' look. Please notice!

40 We will never admit to being dumped, even to our closest friends-we always act like we did the dumping. Always!

41 No matter how much we trust our gal pals, we rarely trust them with our guy pals. Actually, never! What are we, stupid?

42 We write our names with our crush's surname over and over again to see how it will look or sound.
Even though it gives the same result each time. Then we try it with various permutations and combinations of first name plus first letter of surname or first letter of name plus entire surname. Anything to make 'hate' turn into 'adore'...

43 We use as many gaalis as guys. We just don't say them aloud.

44 "Stilettos suck." Monica Mathur

45 We often wonder why Pamela Anderson doesn't keel over.

46 We like getting blank calls as long as we know who's making them.

47 We hate boybands, too.

48 Even if we're ready 10 minutes early, we make it a point to reach at least 10 minutes late.

49 We are mama's boys, too.

50 "I hate cards that say ILU ILU." Nidhi Raj