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Happy B'day
Gemini
 LIFE:
Life is one big party this year. You'll have energy for everything
except constructive stuff and this can cause stress in the
family. Sudhar jao and try to get a headstart in your career.
Friends will be faithful. June and July bring pleasant surprises
in the form of people who are reliable. Splits over money
with close friends could mar December. The new year is a good
time for a change in your appearance, circle of friends and
even circle of life! A trip abroad with friends is likely.
LOVE: You will imagine you are
in love at least half-a-dozen times this year. Do yourself
a favour and hold on to all that you have. A Leo friend could
cause a rift between you and your loved one. Delightful times
lie ahead with picnics and lots of relaxation. Avoid sticky
discussions with people of the Earth sign, especially in April
2002. You make rapid strides on the social scene and become
a rage hotter than boybands and girlbands. Watch out for being
too casual or complacent in relationships around December
2002.
STUDY: You need to hone your skills
and strive for excellence as this is a decisive year for your
career. While Jan and Feb are loaded with work and pressure,
you may be a little lost as you are swamped in a sea of detail
or overawed by people who try to outperform you. History and
Economics students will have a tough time as you take longer
to grasp things. Friends will admire your scholastic abilities,
but secretly hope that you amount to nothing. Languages will
be less of a problem than Social Sciences.
Cancer
LIFE: It's a series of complications
and a month of dizzy action that has you on the spin. Your
fave ditty could be life in a rinse cycle as you go round
and round. You need to take a break and a refreshing change
from life in a groove and sort out issues at a later date.
For once, delays will not hurt you, but speed would!
LOVE: A wish comes true in real
life technicolour! Your heart will be singing goofy stuff
from "Singing In The Rain" to Pyaar Tune Kya Kiya.
It's a month where you can pull a boo-boo on the competition
in matters of the heart, so go ahead and splurge on yourself
and look good enough to eat! This will be a time to remember.
STUDIES: You are dealing with
subjects that are as sharp as razorblades and you have to
sharpen your wits to rise to the occasion. Professional matters
and anything that involves Chemistry, Geography or Engineering
could have you climbing walls as the heat is on you to perform.
Take no admissions for granted.
Leo
LIFE: You need to sit tight on
whatever is the first thing that comes to your head and learn
to be the perfect diplomat. Ugly spats and kutta-billi scenes
will tarnish your name unless you learn to live and let live.
Some choices could come your way that you have to grin and
bear, but whatever the position you are in, it won't last.
LOVE: You'll be amazed at the
rope people give you without making a noose at the end of
it. Frankly, all your aintra-paintra will be swallowed by
gullible folk of the opposite sex and you'll be a popular
dude or dudette! A new love interest is likely to keep you
occupied and self-absorbed and in a reverie. Refer to previous
para.
STUDIES: You need to blow on your
hands and attack your set of chores instead of doing padhai
se chori. A career opportunity is staring you in the face,
you need to be smart to realise it. Shortcuts, sifaarish and
contacts will not help you score in any sort of exam, you
have to sharpen your memory with brush-ups instead of pep
pills.
Virgo
LIFE: Life continues on a smooth
path in the same old hunky-dory manner. You have to watch
out for cutting out the junk from your life, using an imaginary
pair of scissors. Have a more steady approach to things without
losing your head. You have a solution to a painful situation
coming up soon, so plod along and watch miracles unfold.
LOVE: You scintillate in the company
of people who share your interests, your likes and pet peeves
as well. You will spend hours reading up the theory of relativity
to find justifications for why you relate to someone almost
perfectly. Hold your horses and take things one slow step
at a time, but enjoy it all the same.
STUDIES: You set into motion a
whole chain of thoughts and find that you have a lot of interesting
ideas. People will load you with complicated stuff to read
and comment on. Your brain cells will charge up if not expanded.
Keep your food intake adequate as it will affect your performance.
Prizes await.
Libra
LIFE: You are a true blue survivor,
but you have been going blue in the face over wanting things
your way for too long. A bit of flexibility and a whole lot
of rest will take care of most things, as you may end up making
mistakes if you are pooped. Your health is a priority right
now, so avoid late nights or excesses in food or drink.
LOVE: A love relationship you
put on the backburner could well be on its way out of your
life unless you do something about it. Avoid behaving in a
pattern or cribbing about the same handicaps. Do not take
a loved one for granted, especially after mid-month. Avoid
noisy places for chit-chat and you may add new meaning to
pyaar.
STUDIES: The balance for which
you are famed will turn out to be the best bet for the studious.
Not more than usual, not less than expected. A whirlwind month
has you struggling to retain a grip on things relatively early
in the day. Get over your teething troubles ASAP and it will
be a cakewalk of a year after that. Sit at a desk to read.
Scorpio
LIFE: An Aquarian is trying to
get you into loads of trouble, and you'll be gasping like
a fish out of an aquarium if you are not careful. You tend
to let yourself get cornered into doing the job of a dogsbody.
Pay attention to the needs of the family just as you do to
your own-you could have disgruntled parents at hand.
LOVE: A person of the Earth sign,
especially Capricorn or Virgo, could make your heart beat
faster than Madhuri in the "Dhak Dhak" track. Sooner
or later you'll be discussing a future, so keep your head
screwed on tight or you may be disappointed at the way the
love bubble bursts at the end of the day-sorry, month.
STUDIES: You must continue working
at a good pace as you are nearly there at the top, where you
belong. Interesting people bob up when you least expect it
and offer you fantastic career options, which means you have
to act and think smart. Plan your work and work your plan
or you could spoil your fun with holiday homework.
Sagittarius
LIFE: It's a month of ups and
downs, and the way you respond to new erratica, your emotional
graph will be a see-saw. Avoid spending on other people more
lavishly than they deserve and don't deny yourself stuff either.
Be the dependable one without having to suffer or bend backward
in the process.
LOVE: Your heart will be full
of joy and contentment, thanks to a person in your immediate
surroundings. Alternatively, your current state of bliss could
even come from being single! You'll have to go easy on the
excitement as your heart and imagination may actually be doing
more for you than the people themselves.
STUDIES: You have to have the
patience of a monk and the discipline as well. Learn to concentrate
for hours on end and not by planting yourself in front of
the tv. Coaching classes that begin early will ensure that
you are way ahead of the others. Aim at a high rank in your
studies this month-you are closer to reaching it than ever
before.
Capricorn
LIFE: Work, work, work will make
you want to shirk, shirk, shirk! Life is a four-letter word
this month and you have to deal with plenty of unwarranted
criticism from friends and family alike. Watch your conduct,
especially at other people's homes, as being all too comfortable,
you may be frowned at by moms and dads of pals.
LOVE: In love it's deception all
the way as you find the best way to fall in love is with forbidden
fruit. Watch your step, my dear, and you'll save yourself
a lot of embarrassment. A Taurean is spreading tall tales
about you, and what's worse is that people you care about
are lapping it up. Do some storytelling yourself!
STUDIES: You get ahead of all
your friends and rivals in the area they loathe the most-money!
Accounts, Finance, Stats and even Math will all be great areas
of scoring. Concentrate on sports as well-you need to have
a perfectly healthy mind and body. Science and technology
hold promise for you, like, 'Beam me up Scotty!'
Aqua
LIFE: You have a lot of pleasant
surprises coming your way that have nothing to do with what
you deserve. You will be delighted and, after a point, befuddled
at the way things are turning out right. People close to your
heart will be patient, loving and sweet. Parents may disapprove
of wild parties or bad company.
LOVE: Love can take a few knocks
due to misunderstandings. A Cancerian blows hot and cold and
eventually turns out to be lukewarm. There's no knowing how
much of what you say will be registered by those who claim
to love you, so keep things light instead of too intense and
involved. Tell friends no secrets.
STUDIES: You have a firm grasp
over all things that require logic and the abilities of problem
solving. Don't take up subjects where you have to do much
cramming-you could get creamed in exams and it won't be a
pretty sight. A stint out of the city or abroad should be
combined with the avenue for higher studies, so aim at top
marks.
Pisces
LIFE: Holding the gurukul parampara
high will go well with your folks, who'll constantly prod
you to take life seriously. Expect a lot of lectures and serious
stuff that could border on boredom, but is meant well. A Libran
will be loyal and supportive. Don't monkey around with friends-you'll
terrify them worse than the monkeyman.
LOVE: In love it's the middle
path that is best. Don't fall for the charms of people close
to you, and chill out when people say 'let's be friends'.
You are about to meet a whole lot of nice new people-it will
make you want to throw off the yoke of commitments if you
enter into them too soon. Keep it flighty and flirty.
STUDIES: It's a long and tedious
walk to Wharton or Yale if that's where want to head. Frankly,
you should concentrate on building the groundwork for competitive
exams instead of rushing into them. Don't give up just because
things seem tough-you will soon be in a better position to
deal with complicated subjects.
Aries
LIFE: Life has you at the receiving
end of things and how good it is will depend on the question
Santa Claus is famous for, "Have you been a good boy
or girl this year?" Practicality is a good idea in handling
friends who are taking your good nature for granted. A friend
is stealing from you under the garb of sly smiles, be careful!
LOVE: You can sulk or pout, but
a new person is not going to melt as quickly as jello just
because you think you gell so well-o. If anything, your distracted
ways could make a current flame turn j-lo-ous! Twosomes, however
well planned, will be a disaster, so stick with group or double-dating;
at least you won't be abused!
STUDIES: Your hard work can amount
to something only if you learn to devise a method of keeping
a spare set of notes or have a new system of filing. Earth
Sciences are a good idea, so try your hand at Medicine or
Psychology and who knows, you too could land a Brooke Shields
equivalent to Dr Drey of Friends.
Taurus
LIFE: You are an El Torro, as
people cheese you off with uncalled for suggestions about
the way they think you should be leading your life. You will
look for friends who aren't so holier-than-thou, loved ones
who aren't quite so exacting and parents who leave you alone
once in a while. A nice month with tough spells.
LOVE: A loved one could make you
carry coal to Newcastle or do a moo-kaala. You'll want very
little to do with the opposite sex because of the way they
treat you. A test will make you emerge royal litmus blue or
blood red, so try to pass all the exams a loved sweetheart
puts you through. Your handling of the present decides the
future.
STUDIES: A parent, especially
your mother, will get in the way of your career choices because
she would have bragged about your achievements to all her
friends at the society club or kitty party. You'll have no
choice but to try and be the topper she's painted you out
to be. Be your own person, but try to make your folks' wish
come true.
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